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Toilet Paper Snowball Fight

Field Manual EF-24

Your elf and the stuffed animals stage a snowball fight with scrunched toilet paper snowballs and cushion forts. A silly scene that becomes a morning game.

Set-up time
10 minutes
Morning-after tidy
A little mess

Supplies

Requisition slip
  • Toilet paper
  • Stuffed animals
  • Cushions or books for forts

Setting the scene

  1. 1Scrunch toilet paper into fifteen or twenty soft snowballs.
  2. 2Build two little forts from cushions or books.
  3. 3Put the elf behind one fort and a few stuffed animals behind the other.
  4. 4Scatter snowballs everywhere, mid-battle.
Tonight's note · Form EF-3
The Bureau of Whimsy
Elf Field Operations
Watching Kindly. Reporting Daily.
Field Elf DispatchWorkshop Annex 7, North Pole
Case No.EF-2026-43745
FormEF-3
IssuedDecember 14, 2026
Re: Nightly Field Dispatch

Good morning, Maya and Leo!

The bears started it, and I’d like that on the record. It’s been a very fair fight, and nobody’s cold, because this snow is made of bathroom paper. You’re welcome to join in. I’m on whichever team is winning.

Today’s mission: be kind, be brave, and be you.

★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL ★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL

With sparkles and secret plans,

Pip
Field Elf, First Class
Elf Field Operations

P.S. Santa says your report was ‘extremely nice’.

Filed in accordance with the Whimsy Act. Please keep in a safe and magical place.

Form EF-3 · Rev. 2026 · Page 1 of 1

Scan to verify authenticity
DISPATCHEDDEC 14 2026 · EF DESK
The note your elf leaves, printed on Elf Field Operations letterhead. Filed here for Maya; yours carries your child’s name.Print this notePlan all 24 nights

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Paperwork that pairs with this scene

Elf Field Operations
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    Elf Nightly Note

    A short note from the elf for tonight: a kindness mission, a joke, a countdown or an explanation for this morning's mess.

    Letter
  • Form EF-2Free

    Elf Incident Report

    When the elf gets up to something: an official report with offense, evidence, witness statement and a (very lenient) ruling.

    Official form
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    Your elf's first-morning letter: introductions, the nightly-report routine and a few house rules, all very official.

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Scene set. Note printed. Bedtime.

Print the note with your child's name in about thirty seconds. Classic wording is always free.

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