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Elf Incident Report

Form EF-2 · Field Incident Report

Elves are generally well behaved, but the marshmallows were right there. The Elf Incident Report is an official form from Elf Field Operations documenting the night's mischief: the offense, the evidence, statements from witnesses (usually stuffed animals) and a ruling from the Field Division. It's affectionate, extremely silly and pairs perfectly with whatever your elf got up to overnight.

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Fills in the form at the Filing Desk. No account needed.

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Exhibit A · Form EF-2
The Bureau of Whimsy
Elf Field Operations
Field Elf Dispatch · Workshop Annex 7, North Pole
Form
EF-2
Case No.
EF-2026-75448
Date
12/09/2026

Field Incident Report

Official Report

Filed for

Maya

Offence

Operating a marshmallow spa without a licence

Scene of the incident

The kitchen counter

Evidence
Mysterious glitter on every nearby surface.

Witness statement

All witnesses on record (Leo included) agree the elf looked ‘extremely pleased with itself’. Witness Maya rated the incident 10 out of 10.

Elf's statement

‘I regret nothing. Wait, I’m told I have to regret something. I regret leaving evidence.’ — Pip

Ruling

Mischief confirmed. Kindness levels in this household remain extremely high, so no further action is required. Carry on.

Corrective actionElf to write ‘I will not bathe in marshmallows’ 100 times, very small.

MISCHIEF CONFIRMEDDEC 09 2026 · EF DESK
Approved by
Pip the Elf
Field Elf, First Class
Elf Field Operations
For office use only
  • Received
  • Reviewed
  • Filed
ClerkP.E.DEC 09 2026

Copy sent to Santa, who said ‘Ho ho ho! Not again.’

ELF FIELD OPERATIONS ★ FILED
Scan to verify authenticity

Filed in accordance with the Whimsy Act. Please keep in a safe and magical place.

Form EF-2 (Rev. 2026) · Page 1 of 1

Specimen filed for Maya, age 6. Yours carries your child’s name, its own case number and a working verification code. Scan this one with your phone to see the page your child will see.

When it’s called for

  • Mornings after a messy elf scene, as the official write-up.
  • Tired nights: a small mess plus an incident report is a complete elf idea.
  • Classrooms, as a reading activity where the class investigates.
  • Children who love detectives, evidence and case files.

How to file it

Start at the Filing Desk
4 steps
  1. 1Describe the incidentNote what the elf did, or let the Bureau choose a classic offense such as unauthorised marshmallow consumption.
  2. 2Name the householdAdd your child's first name. They're listed as a witness, never as a suspect.
  3. 3Compose the reportClassic wording is instant. Personalised reports reference the exact scene you set up.
  4. 4Leave it at the scenePrint it and place it beside the evidence for the morning investigation.

Notes from the Liaison Desk

Memoranda

Small touches that make the paperwork land, collected from authorised grown-ups.

Tonight's bedtime story

All stories
Reading Room

The Elf Field Operations has stories too. Read one after the elf incident report arrives: each has a 3-minute version for tired nights.

Questions from grown-ups

Elf Incident Report

Plain answers about this document, for the grown-ups doing the filing.

Q.1Is the elf ever in real trouble?

Never. Rulings are comedic and kind: the elf apologises, promises to tidy up and is forgiven. Nobody is ever shamed.

Q.2Can my child be the one in the report?

The incident report is about the elf's mischief, not your child's. To celebrate your child, try a Kindness Citation or the Nice List Report Card.

Q.3What incidents can I report?

Anything your elf got up to: marshmallow consumption, toilet-paper decorating, a flour snow angel. Describe it in the form, or let the Bureau pick a classic incident.

Often filed together

All Elf Field Operations forms
Cross-references
  • Form EF-3Free

    Elf Nightly Note

    A short note from the elf for tonight: a kindness mission, a joke, a countdown or an explanation for this morning's mess.

    Letter
  • Form EF-1Free

    Elf Arrival Letter

    Your elf's first-morning letter: introductions, the nightly-report routine and a few house rules, all very official.

    Letter
  • Form EF-4Free

    Elf Goodbye Letter

    The elf's last-night letter: a fond look back at the season, a final glowing report and a promise to return next year.

    Letter

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