Halloween Candy Tax
Official Assessment
MayaCollector of Fine Treats
This notice concerns the Halloween haul of Maya (costume: something wonderfully spooky). It has been sorted into piles, counted twice and declared extremely impressive. A very small tax now applies.
3 fun-size chocolate bars due
To be handed over with a smile (smile optional, but appreciated)
The biggest lollipop
Tax-free forever (the Commissioner checked twice)
Assessment of the haul
Declared haul Certified as a respectable bucket of treats by the Counting Desk
| Chocolate treats | Assessed at the Very Reasonable Rate |
|---|---|
| Chewy candies | Assessed (jaw-workout bonus noted) |
| Anything shaped like a pumpkin | Seasonal delight rate |
| Crumbs at the bottom of the bucket | Too small to count |
Deductions & credits
| Sharing Deduction | the whole family, overjoyed |
|---|---|
| Doorbell Etiquette Credit | rang once, waited beautifully |
| Brave Porch Allowance | walked past at least one spooky decoration |
Final ruling
The Service finds this year’s haul fair, square and splendid. Maya may keep the rest of the treats, with the Commissioner’s warmest congratulations.
Appeal rights. Every taxpayer may appeal to the Department of Fairness (any grown-up with a listening face). Snacks may be negotiated.
Filed in accordance with the Whimsy Act. Please keep in a safe and magical place.
Form PRS-1 (Rev. 2026) · Page 1 of 1