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Marshmallow Snowball Fight

Field Manual EF-24

Your elf takes on the toy box in an epic mini marshmallow snowball fight, with book forts and evidence everywhere. Funny, festive and quick.

Set-up time
10 minutes
Morning-after tidy
A little mess

Supplies

Requisition slip
  • A bag of mini marshmallows
  • Toys or stuffed animals
  • Books for forts

Setting the scene

  1. 1Make two little forts from books.
  2. 2Place the elf behind one and the toys behind the other.
  3. 3Scatter mini marshmallows between them and tuck a few into the elf's arms.
Tonight's note · Form EF-3
The Bureau of Whimsy
Elf Field Operations
Watching Kindly. Reporting Daily.
Field Elf DispatchWorkshop Annex 7, North Pole
Case No.EF-2026-43745
FormEF-3
IssuedDecember 14, 2026
Re: Nightly Field Dispatch

Psst… Maya and Leo! Over here!

It started as a friendly game. Then the dinosaur brought reinforcements. We’ve agreed to a ceasefire for breakfast. Please count the marshmallows. I think we may have eaten some of the evidence.

Today’s mission: be kind, be brave, and be you.

★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL ★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL

Watching kindly,

Field Elf Pip
Field Elf, First Class
Elf Field Operations

P.S. I’m very good at hide-and-seek. You’re better. Don’t tell anyone I said that.

Filed in accordance with the Whimsy Act. Please keep in a safe and magical place.

Form EF-3 · Rev. 2026 · Page 1 of 1

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DISPATCHEDDEC 14 2026 · EF DESK
The note your elf leaves, printed on Elf Field Operations letterhead. Filed here for Maya; yours carries your child’s name.Print this notePlan all 24 nights

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Paperwork that pairs with this scene

Elf Field Operations
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    Elf Nightly Note

    A short note from the elf for tonight: a kindness mission, a joke, a countdown or an explanation for this morning's mess.

    Letter
  • Form EF-2Free

    Elf Incident Report

    When the elf gets up to something: an official report with offense, evidence, witness statement and a (very lenient) ruling.

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    Your elf's first-morning letter: introductions, the nightly-report routine and a few house rules, all very official.

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Scene set. Note printed. Bedtime.

Print the note with your child's name in about thirty seconds. Classic wording is always free.

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