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Toilet Paper Snowman

Field Manual EF-24

Your elf builds a snowman from stacked toilet rolls, with a scarf and a paper carrot nose. Five minutes, no mess and endlessly popular with toddlers.

Set-up time
5 minutes
Morning-after tidy
No mess

Supplies

Requisition slip
  • Three toilet paper rolls
  • A scarf or ribbon
  • Orange and white paper
  • A marker
  • Sticky tape

Setting the scene

  1. 1Stack three toilet rolls into a tower.
  2. 2Wrap a scarf around the top roll and tape on paper eyes and a smile.
  3. 3Add a paper carrot nose.
  4. 4Stand the elf beside the snowman, admiring their work.
Tonight's note · Form EF-3
The Bureau of Whimsy
Elf Field Operations
Watching Kindly. Reporting Daily.
Field Elf DispatchWorkshop Annex 7, North Pole
Case No.EF-2026-43745
FormEF-3
IssuedDecember 14, 2026
Re: Nightly Field Dispatch

Rise and shine, Maya and Leo!

There was no real snow, so I built a snowman from the bathroom supplies. His name is Roland. He’s very soft and very quiet. Please put him back where he belongs once you’ve said hello.

Today’s mission: be kind, be brave, and be you.

★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL ★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL

Elf-ishly yours,

Field Elf Pip
Field Elf, First Class
Elf Field Operations

P.S. I’m very good at hide-and-seek. You’re better. Don’t tell anyone I said that.

Filed in accordance with the Whimsy Act. Please keep in a safe and magical place.

Form EF-3 · Rev. 2026 · Page 1 of 1

Scan to verify authenticity
DISPATCHEDDEC 14 2026 · EF DESK
The note your elf leaves, printed on Elf Field Operations letterhead. Filed here for Maya; yours carries your child’s name.Print this notePlan all 24 nights

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Paperwork that pairs with this scene

Elf Field Operations
  • Form EF-3Free

    Elf Nightly Note

    A short note from the elf for tonight: a kindness mission, a joke, a countdown or an explanation for this morning's mess.

    Letter
  • Form EF-2Free

    Elf Incident Report

    When the elf gets up to something: an official report with offense, evidence, witness statement and a (very lenient) ruling.

    Official form
  • Form EF-1Free

    Elf Arrival Letter

    Your elf's first-morning letter: introductions, the nightly-report routine and a few house rules, all very official.

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Scene set. Note printed. Bedtime.

Print the note with your child's name in about thirty seconds. Classic wording is always free.

Print this noteFile an incident report