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Teddy Dental Check-Up

Field Manual EF-24

Your elf plays dentist, brushing a stuffed animal's teeth with a cotton swab and leaving a check-up report. A funny nudge towards good brushing.

Set-up time
5 minutes
Morning-after tidy
No mess

Supplies

Requisition slip
  • A stuffed animal with a big mouth
  • A cotton swab
  • A small cup
  • Paper for a report

Setting the scene

  1. 1Sit a stuffed animal with its mouth open.
  2. 2Put the elf beside it holding a cotton swab like a toothbrush.
  3. 3Add a tiny cup and a report card: “Teeth: sparkling.”
Tonight's note · Form EF-3
The Bureau of Whimsy
Elf Field Operations
Watching Kindly. Reporting Daily.
Field Elf DispatchWorkshop Annex 7, North Pole
Case No.EF-2026-43745
FormEF-3
IssuedDecember 14, 2026
Re: Nightly Field Dispatch

Dear Maya and Leo,

The Department of Teeth asked me to check everyone’s brushing this week. The dinosaur has a lot of teeth, so it took all night. Your teeth are next. I hear you brush beautifully.

Today’s mission: practise your best giggle. I’ll be listening.

★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL ★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL

Love from your elf,

Field Elf Pip
Field Elf, First Class
Elf Field Operations

P.S. Santa says your report was ‘extremely nice’.

Filed in accordance with the Whimsy Act. Please keep in a safe and magical place.

Form EF-3 · Rev. 2026 · Page 1 of 1

Scan to verify authenticity
DISPATCHEDDEC 14 2026 · EF DESK
The note your elf leaves, printed on Elf Field Operations letterhead. Filed here for Maya; yours carries your child’s name.Print this notePlan all 24 nights

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Paperwork that pairs with this scene

Elf Field Operations
  • Form EF-3Free

    Elf Nightly Note

    A short note from the elf for tonight: a kindness mission, a joke, a countdown or an explanation for this morning's mess.

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  • Form EF-2Free

    Elf Incident Report

    When the elf gets up to something: an official report with offense, evidence, witness statement and a (very lenient) ruling.

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    Your elf's first-morning letter: introductions, the nightly-report routine and a few house rules, all very official.

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Scene set. Note printed. Bedtime.

Print the note with your child's name in about thirty seconds. Classic wording is always free.

Print this noteFile an incident report