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Moustache Photo Makeover

Field Manual EF-24

Your elf draws moustaches and party hats on the family photos, on the glass, with a dry-erase marker. Instantly funny, and it wipes clean.

Set-up time
5 minutes
Morning-after tidy
No mess

Supplies

Requisition slip
  • Framed family photos
  • A dry-erase marker

Setting the scene

  1. 1Test the marker on a corner of the glass first.
  2. 2Draw moustaches, glasses and party hats on the faces in a few framed photos.
  3. 3Leave the elf beside one frame, marker in hand.
Tonight's note · Form EF-3
The Bureau of Whimsy
Elf Field Operations
Watching Kindly. Reporting Daily.
Field Elf DispatchWorkshop Annex 7, North Pole
Case No.EF-2026-43745
FormEF-3
IssuedDecember 14, 2026
Re: Nightly Field Dispatch

Psst… Maya and Leo! Over here!

I’ve given everybody a makeover. I think the grown-ups look especially distinguished. Don’t worry, it wipes off, but maybe leave it up for a day. Art needs to be appreciated.

Today’s mission: be kind, be brave, and be you.

★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL ★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL

Watching kindly,

Pip
Field Elf, First Class
Elf Field Operations

P.S. If you hear tiny jingling tonight, that’s just me practising.

Filed in accordance with the Whimsy Act. Please keep in a safe and magical place.

Form EF-3 · Rev. 2026 · Page 1 of 1

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DISPATCHEDDEC 14 2026 · EF DESK
The note your elf leaves, printed on Elf Field Operations letterhead. Filed here for Maya; yours carries your child’s name.Print this notePlan all 24 nights

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Paperwork that pairs with this scene

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Scene set. Note printed. Bedtime.

Print the note with your child's name in about thirty seconds. Classic wording is always free.

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