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The Midnight Baking Show

Field Manual EF-24

Your elf is caught filming a baking show: flour everywhere, a recipe for reindeer cookies and a cardboard camera. Chaotic, hilarious, best on weekends.

Set-up time
15 minutes
Morning-after tidy
Glorious chaos

Supplies

Requisition slip
  • Flour
  • A mixing bowl and wooden spoon
  • An empty egg carton
  • A handwritten recipe card
  • A small box for a camera

Setting the scene

  1. 1Set out a bowl and spoon with a dusting of flour across the counter.
  2. 2Add the egg carton and a measuring cup.
  3. 3Write a silly recipe card: “Reindeer Cookies: 1 cup of snow, 2 pinches of giggles…”
  4. 4Prop a small box facing the elf as a camera, with the elf standing in the bowl holding the spoon.
Tonight's note · Form EF-3
The Bureau of Whimsy
Elf Field Operations
Watching Kindly. Reporting Daily.
Field Elf DispatchWorkshop Annex 7, North Pole
Case No.EF-2026-43745
FormEF-3
IssuedDecember 14, 2026
Re: Nightly Field Dispatch

Morning report for Maya and Leo, night 7:

Welcome to the Midnight Baking Show! Today we’re making reindeer cookies. Step one: get flour everywhere. Done. Step two: I’m not sure. Could you help me bake the real thing this weekend?

Today’s mission: practise your best giggle. I’ll be listening.

★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL ★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL

Watching kindly,

Pip (your elf)
Field Elf, First Class
Elf Field Operations

P.S. If you hear tiny jingling tonight, that’s just me practising.

Filed in accordance with the Whimsy Act. Please keep in a safe and magical place.

Form EF-3 · Rev. 2026 · Page 1 of 1

Scan to verify authenticity
DISPATCHEDDEC 14 2026 · EF DESK
The note your elf leaves, printed on Elf Field Operations letterhead. Filed here for Maya; yours carries your child’s name.Print this notePlan all 24 nights

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Paperwork that pairs with this scene

Elf Field Operations
  • Form EF-3Free

    Elf Nightly Note

    A short note from the elf for tonight: a kindness mission, a joke, a countdown or an explanation for this morning's mess.

    Letter
  • Form EF-2Free

    Elf Incident Report

    When the elf gets up to something: an official report with offense, evidence, witness statement and a (very lenient) ruling.

    Official form
  • Form EF-1Free

    Elf Arrival Letter

    Your elf's first-morning letter: introductions, the nightly-report routine and a few house rules, all very official.

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Scene set. Note printed. Bedtime.

Print the note with your child's name in about thirty seconds. Classic wording is always free.