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The Great Marshmallow Heist

Field Manual EF-24

Your elf is caught red-handed in the pantry, marshmallow bag open and a trail leading back. Pair it with an Elf Incident Report for full effect.

Set-up time
5 minutes
Morning-after tidy
A little mess

Supplies

Requisition slip
  • A bag of marshmallows
  • A few loose marshmallows for the trail

Setting the scene

  1. 1Open the bag and lay it on its side on the counter or a pantry shelf.
  2. 2Leave a trail of five or six marshmallows from the bag to the elf.
  3. 3Pose the elf with a marshmallow in each hand, or halfway inside the bag.
  4. 4Add the note, and an Elf Incident Report if you like.
Tonight's note · Form EF-3
The Bureau of Whimsy
Elf Field Operations
Watching Kindly. Reporting Daily.
Field Elf DispatchWorkshop Annex 7, North Pole
Case No.EF-2026-43745
FormEF-3
IssuedDecember 14, 2026
Re: Nightly Field Dispatch

Rise and shine, Maya and Leo!

I can explain. I was checking the marshmallows were safe to eat. They are. Very safe. I checked several times to be sure. I’ve filed a report about myself to save everyone the paperwork.

Today’s mission: be kind, be brave, and be you.

★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL ★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL

Your friend from the North Pole,

Pip the Elf
Field Elf, First Class
Elf Field Operations

P.S. If you hear tiny jingling tonight, that’s just me practising.

Filed in accordance with the Whimsy Act. Please keep in a safe and magical place.

Form EF-3 · Rev. 2026 · Page 1 of 1

Scan to verify authenticity
DISPATCHEDDEC 14 2026 · EF DESK
The note your elf leaves, printed on Elf Field Operations letterhead. Filed here for Maya; yours carries your child’s name.Print this notePlan all 24 nights

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Cross-references
  • MarshmallowFunny

    Marshmallow Bubble Bath

    Your elf takes a luxurious bath in a bowl of mini marshmallows, wearing a tiny towel. The classic five-minute elf idea, made from the pantry.

    5 minA little mess

  • ArrivalFunny

    Parachute Arrival

    Your elf drops in by parachute made from a napkin and string, dangling from a curtain rod or shelf. Five minutes, zero mess and a dramatic entrance.

    5 minNo mess

  • BreakfastFunny

    Cereal Pool Party

    Your elf takes a dip in a bowl of O-shaped cereal, with a paper towel and a spoon for a diving board. A quick, funny breakfast table surprise.

    5 minA little mess

Paperwork that pairs with this scene

Elf Field Operations
  • Form EF-3Free

    Elf Nightly Note

    A short note from the elf for tonight: a kindness mission, a joke, a countdown or an explanation for this morning's mess.

    Letter
  • Form EF-2Free

    Elf Incident Report

    When the elf gets up to something: an official report with offense, evidence, witness statement and a (very lenient) ruling.

    Official form
  • Form EF-1Free

    Elf Arrival Letter

    Your elf's first-morning letter: introductions, the nightly-report routine and a few house rules, all very official.

    Letter

Scene set. Note printed. Bedtime.

Print the note with your child's name in about thirty seconds. Classic wording is always free.