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Just Chilling in the Fridge

Field Manual EF-24

Your elf is found sitting in the fridge holding a tiny sign that reads “Just chilling”. It takes two minutes and gets a laugh every single time.

Set-up time
2 minutes
Morning-after tidy
No mess

Supplies

Requisition slip
  • A small paper sign
  • A free spot on a fridge shelf

Setting the scene

  1. 1Make a sign: “JUST CHILLING”.
  2. 2Sit the elf on a fridge shelf or in the egg tray, holding the sign.
  3. 3Stick the note to the outside of the fridge door with a magnet.
Tonight's note · Form EF-3
The Bureau of Whimsy
Elf Field Operations
Watching Kindly. Reporting Daily.
Field Elf DispatchWorkshop Annex 7, North Pole
Case No.EF-2026-43745
FormEF-3
IssuedDecember 14, 2026
Re: Nightly Field Dispatch

Dear Maya and Leo,

Elves come from the North Pole, and it was getting a bit warm out there for me. The fridge is lovely, if a bit bright when the door opens. Please close it quickly. I’m trying to sleep.

Today’s mission: practise your best giggle. I’ll be listening.

★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL ★ BUREAU OF WHIMSY ★ OFFICIAL SEAL

Love from your elf,

Pip the Elf
Field Elf, First Class
Elf Field Operations

P.S. I’m moving to a new spot tonight. Start guessing now.

Filed in accordance with the Whimsy Act. Please keep in a safe and magical place.

Form EF-3 · Rev. 2026 · Page 1 of 1

Scan to verify authenticity
DISPATCHEDDEC 14 2026 · EF DESK
The note your elf leaves, printed on Elf Field Operations letterhead. Filed here for Maya; yours carries your child’s name.Print this notePlan all 24 nights

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  • FunnyLast-minute

    Master of Disguise

    Your elf hides among the stuffed animals wearing a paper moustache and glasses, sure nobody will notice. Three minutes, no mess and lots of giggles.

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Paperwork that pairs with this scene

Elf Field Operations
  • Form EF-3Free

    Elf Nightly Note

    A short note from the elf for tonight: a kindness mission, a joke, a countdown or an explanation for this morning's mess.

    Letter
  • Form EF-2Free

    Elf Incident Report

    When the elf gets up to something: an official report with offense, evidence, witness statement and a (very lenient) ruling.

    Official form
  • Form EF-1Free

    Elf Arrival Letter

    Your elf's first-morning letter: introductions, the nightly-report routine and a few house rules, all very official.

    Letter

Scene set. Note printed. Bedtime.

Print the note with your child's name in about thirty seconds. Classic wording is always free.

Print this noteFile an incident report