Dear Maya,
Your top front tooth arrived safely last night and has been checked in at the Molar Intake Desk. I’m delighted to report it is one of the finest teeth we have received all week.
The circumstances (‘in an apple at lunch’) were reviewed and declared extremely brave. Teeth like yours are what keep Cloud Nine sparkling. Yours will be displayed in the Great Hall of Smiles, right next to a very famous wisdom tooth.
I must fly now, as there are 4,000 pillows on tonight’s route. But I wanted you to know how proud we all are of you.
Yours in enamel,
P.S. Your pillow was the fluffiest on my whole route. Well done.