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Clearance levels

Form BW-7

Standard Clearance is free for every grown-up, forever. A pass adds unlimited personalisation, premium forms and the elf planner’s extras. You pay once, and nothing renews.

  • Level I

    Standard Clearance

    Freeforever

    No card, no sign-up, no catch.

    Every grown-up is entitled to basic paperwork.

    Start filing, free

    Already yours. Nothing to buy.

    • Unlimited classic documents from every department
    • 2 Bureau-personalised documents a month
    • The whole bedtime story library, plus 1 personalised story a month
    • 3 favourite stories saved word for word
    • Print at home on Letter or A4
    • Official verification QR on every document
    • Kindness Ledger for 1 child
    No expiry
  • Level II

    Holiday Season Pass

    $9.99once, for 120 days

    Works out to 8.3¢ a day

    Halloween to New Year, fully authorised.

    One-time payment · secure checkout by Paddle

    • Unlimited personalised documents (any department)
    • 12 new personalised bedtime stories a month, and unlimited saved favourites
    • Premium forms: Santa's Reply to Your Child's Letter and “Is Santa Real?” Junior Agent Promotion
    • Elf planner extras: swap or shuffle any night, plus ideas built from what's in your house
    • Parchment, Midnight & Confetti paper styles
    • Up to 10 children in the Ledger
    • Spanish, Portuguese, French & German documents
    • Hide the QR if you prefer
    • 120 days of access, no subscription
    Bought today:
    valid to February 11, 2027
  • Level III · Recommended

    Annual Magic Clearance

    $29once, for 1 year

    Works out to 7.9¢ a day — the lowest daily rate

    Every tooth, every holiday, all year.

    One-time payment · secure checkout by Paddle

    • Everything in the Season Pass
    • A full year: teeth, birthdays, bravery, Leprechaun, Easter, Halloween and Christmas
    • A year of bedtime stories: 12 new personalised ones every month
    • One payment, never renews by itself
    Bought today:
    valid to October 14, 2027

Bought a pass on another device? Restore it here

  • 14-day refundNot right for your family? A full refund within 14 days.
  • Never a subscriptionOne payment. No auto-renewal and nothing to cancel.
  • No account neededYour pass lives on your device. Restore it anywhere with your order code.
  • Secure checkout by PaddleOur reseller handles payment and tax. We never see or store your card number.

What personalisation adds

Form BW-7p

Every document, free or paid, already carries your child’s name, the tooth and the amount. A personalised document is written fresh by AI from the extra details you add, checked against the Bureau’s rules for kind, age-appropriate wording, and shown to you in full before you print it.

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Classic document

Free

Free and unlimited. Pre-written Bureau wording with your particulars filled in.

Molar intake receiptTF-2026-48213

  • 1 × Bottom front toothRECEIVED
  • Enamel inspectionPASSED
  • Smile gapOfficially charming
  • Fairy dust used0.02 oz
  • Processing feeNone (VIP customer)

TOTAL TENDERED$2.00

★ Keepsake copy ★
The Bureau of Whimsy
Department of Teeth
Molar Intake DivisionNo. 1 Enamel Way, Cloud Nine
Molar Intake Receipt
Form
TF-1
Case No.
TF-2026-48213
Date
10/07/2026
Received from
Maya
Terminal
TF-03
  • 1 × Bottom front toothRECEIVED
  • Enamel inspectionPASSED
  • Smile gapOfficially charming
  • Fairy dust used0.02 oz
  • Processing feeNone (VIP customer)
TOTAL TENDERED$2.00

This receipt confirms one (1) tooth, lovingly wobbled and expertly delivered. The Department thanks Maya for losing a tooth with us and looks forward to the next one.

TF-2026-48213
Clerk: T.F.
Keep this stubTF-2026-4821310/07/2026
RECEIVEDOCT 07 2026 · TF DESKDEPARTMENT OF TEETH ★ PAIDIN FULL
★ Bureau file copy ★
The Bureau of Whimsy
Department of Teeth
Molar Intake DivisionNo. 1 Enamel Way, Cloud Nine
Molar Intake Receipt
Form
TF-1
Case No.
TF-2026-48213
Date
10/07/2026
Received from
Maya
Terminal
TF-03
  • 1 × Bottom front toothRECEIVED
  • Enamel inspectionPASSED
  • Smile gapOfficially charming
  • Fairy dust used0.02 oz
  • Processing feeNone (VIP customer)
TOTAL TENDERED$2.00

This receipt confirms one (1) tooth, lovingly wobbled and expertly delivered. The Department thanks Maya for losing a tooth with us and looks forward to the next one.

TF-2026-48213
Clerk: T.F.
Keep this stubTF-2026-4821310/07/2026
RECEIVEDOCT 07 2026 · TF DESKDEPARTMENT OF TEETH ★ PAIDIN FULL

Personalised document

Personalised

Written fresh by AI (Anthropic’s Claude) from the details you add.

Example

Molar intake receiptTF-2026-48214

  • Received1 × Bottom front tooth
  • Extracted byOne crisp apple
  • Found byLeo, under the table
  • BraveryDentist, last week
  • Savings goalOne dinosaur book
  • ConditionExcellent, if appley

DINOSAUR BOOK FUND$2.00

★ Keepsake copy ★
The Bureau of Whimsy
Department of Teeth
Molar Intake DivisionNo. 1 Enamel Way, Cloud Nine
Molar Intake Receipt
Form
TF-1
Case No.
TF-2026-48214
Date
10/07/2026
Received from
Maya
Terminal
TF-04
  • Received1 × Bottom front tooth
  • Extracted byOne crisp apple
  • Found byLeo, under the table
  • BraveryDentist, last week
  • Savings goalOne dinosaur book
  • ConditionExcellent, if appley
DINOSAUR BOOK FUND$2.00

Released mid-bite from a crisp apple at Grandma’s, then recovered under the table by Search Officer Leo (gold star awarded). With Maya’s dentist bravery on file, the Department sends $2.00 toward the dinosaur book.

TF-2026-48214
Clerk: T.F.
Keep this stubTF-2026-4821410/07/2026
RECEIVEDOCT 07 2026 · TF DESKDEPARTMENT OF TEETH ★ PAIDIN FULL
★ Bureau file copy ★
The Bureau of Whimsy
Department of Teeth
Molar Intake DivisionNo. 1 Enamel Way, Cloud Nine
Molar Intake Receipt
Form
TF-1
Case No.
TF-2026-48214
Date
10/07/2026
Received from
Maya
Terminal
TF-04
  • Received1 × Bottom front tooth
  • Extracted byOne crisp apple
  • Found byLeo, under the table
  • BraveryDentist, last week
  • Savings goalOne dinosaur book
  • ConditionExcellent, if appley
DINOSAUR BOOK FUND$2.00

Released mid-bite from a crisp apple at Grandma’s, then recovered under the table by Search Officer Leo (gold star awarded). With Maya’s dentist bravery on file, the Department sends $2.00 toward the dinosaur book.

TF-2026-48214
Clerk: T.F.
Keep this stubTF-2026-4821410/07/2026
RECEIVEDOCT 07 2026 · TF DESKDEPARTMENT OF TEETH ★ PAIDIN FULL
Lines written from the extra detailsA curated example, written by hand to show the difference. It was not generated live on this page, and real results vary.

Schedule of entitlements

Form BW-7a

Every clearance level, line by line. Classic documents are free and unlimited at every level.

Entitlement
Level IStandard
Level IISeason Pass
Level IIIAnnual
Classic documents from all 8 departmentsWritten by the Bureau's clerks, with your particulars filled in.
Unlimited
Unlimited
Unlimited
Bureau-personalised documentsDrafted fresh around the details you give, by our AI writing assistant.
2 a month
Unlimited
Unlimited
Bedtime story libraryEvery story, its 3-minute version and listen-together narration.
Free
Free
Free
Personalised bedtime storiesYour child's name and a familiar detail, woven into a new story by our AI writing assistant.
1 a month
12 a month
12 a month
Saved favourite storiesKept word for word on your device.
3
Unlimited
Unlimited
Premium formsAsked aboutSanta's Reply to Your Child's Letter and “Is Santa Real?” Junior Agent Promotion.
Not included
Included
Included
Paper stylesClassic, Parchment, Midnight and Confetti.
Classic
All 4
All 4
Spanish, Portuguese, French & German
English
Included
Included
Children in the Kindness LedgerKept in your own browser, never on our servers.
1 child
Up to 10
Up to 10
24-night elf plannerThe plan and its nightly notes are free. Passes add swapping and shuffling nights, and ideas built from what's already in your house.
Plan & notes, 1 sample idea
Plus swaps & house ideas
Plus swaps & house ideas
“Scan to verify” QR code
Always on
On or off
On or off
Print at home on Letter or A4
Included
Included
Included
Access
Forever
120 days
1 year
Renewal
Nothing to renew
Never automatic
Never automatic
PriceUS dollars. One payment, never a subscription.
Freealways
$9.99once
$29once

Give a pass as a gift

Either pass, delivered as a printable Clearance Certificate with a redeem code. It starts when the family redeems it, so it’s fine to buy early.

Give a pass

Before you buy

Straight answers to the questions grown-ups ask the Liaison Desk most.

The 14-day promise

If a pass isn’t right for your family, tell us within 14 days and you’ll get every cent back.

Refund policy
Q.1Is this a subscription?

No. Each pass is a single payment: $9.99 for 120 days or $29 for a year. Nothing renews automatically and there is nothing to cancel. When the time is up, the pass simply ends.

Q.2Which pass should I choose?

If you're here for Halloween, the elf and Christmas, the Holiday Season Pass covers 120 days from the day you buy it. If you'd also like the Tooth Fairy, birthdays, the Leprechaun and the Easter Bunny through the year, the Annual Magic Clearance lasts 365 days and costs less per day.

Q.3What happens when my pass ends?

Your device returns to Standard Clearance. Classic documents stay free and unlimited, 2 personalised documents a month carry on, and everything you've printed is yours to keep. Buy another pass whenever you like.

Q.4Do I need an account? Can I use my pass on more than one device?

There are no accounts and no passwords. After paying you'll see an order code (it looks like BW-7K2QXM). On any other phone, tablet or computer, enter that code with the email you paid with on the Restore Clearance page.

Restore clearance

Q.5What does “Bureau-personalised” mean?

Personalised documents are drafted by an AI writing assistant (Anthropic's Claude) around the details you type, following the Bureau's rules for kind, age-appropriate wording. Classic documents are written in advance by the Bureau's clerks, with your particulars filled in. Either way, you see every word before you print.

Q.6Can I get a refund?

Yes. If a pass isn't right for your family, write to us within 14 days of buying it and we'll refund it in full. No questions, and no forms in triplicate.

Refund policy

Q.7Is paying safe?

Passes are sold through Paddle, our reseller and merchant of record, on its secure checkout. Your card details go straight to Paddle; the Bureau never sees or stores your card number. Paddle also handles any sales tax or VAT and sends your receipt.

Q.8Can teachers and group leaders use the Bureau?

Yes. Classroom elves and leprechauns are very welcome, and documents you make may be printed for your class or group. A pass belongs to the grown-up who bought it, for use on their own devices.

Q.9Which currency are the prices in?

US dollars. Passes work anywhere in the world, and Paddle's checkout shows the total in your local terms.

Standard Clearance costs nothing. The paperwork is ready when you are.

Unlimited classic documents from every department, no sign-up, no card. Upgrade only if the magic calls for it.

File a document, free